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Most of the Spectator staff departed last night for Aruba having published no issue for today. So, in keeping with that spirit of travel, today’s QuickSpec prepares you for departure with news from the airport.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for flying with us today, particularly those of you with corporate expense accounts.
A safety card is located in the seatpocket in front of you. On it you will find evacuation instructions and a few inspirational poems from Chesley Sullenberger.
In the event of an emergency, one of our engines will drop down off the fuselage onto homes below.
Please turn off all electronics devices at this time, unless you are paying to access our private, in-flight WiFi network.
And for our travelers making connecting flights today to Atlanta, please also stow your firearms in the overhead compartment.