May

8

Sophomores, You Are Almost Through With This Man

Written by

 John Stuart Mill, courtesy Wikipedia

Bwog knows finals for Contemporary Civilization are approaching when she hears students asking each other in the hallway, “Do you know anything about Nee-chay?”

So, to all sophomores about to engage with the harm principle, categorical imperatives, and the social contract: exercise your will to power. The birds of prey among you will soon be separated from the lambs.

And, if you feel badly afterward about how you did on the test, just be thankful—at least you don’t look like John Stuart Mill. 

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14 Comments

  1. Please  

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THE CATEGORICAL IMPERATIVE????

  2. I'm fairly certain  

    That I look worse than Stuart Mill.

    Thank you Bwog. Thank you for the tears; who needs self-esteem during finals?

  3. Categorical Imperative  

    says that one should never swear... I guess you're not a rational agent!

  4. kant...  

    ...Clem H. be mine?

  5. Schlachthof  

    IME "Nee-chee" is more common.

  6. wtf!!!!  

    oh shit we had a test today!!????

  7. rofl  

    js mill looks like larry from the three stooges nyuck nyuck nyuck

  8. now that I know  

    what John Stuart Mill's face looks like, the whole 'intellectual pleasures are better than sex' thing makes a whole lot more sense.

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