Horrified by the Swan Wars of Prospect Park Lake, Brooklynites man the front lines. (City Room)

Apple receives patent for some pretty horrific-looking TV glasses. (Gawker)

No online reports means no repairs to your housing. Yeah, shocker, we all rely on the internet.  (Spec)

A horribly low turnout marked yesterday’s run-off elections. DeBlasio and Liu won by large margins. (Gothamist)

Be afraid. The next time you fly, the War on Geese may strike close to home. (NY Post)

(For the record, Bwog is horrified by the previous error. The scary-faced Chinese indie rock show was indeed last Friday night)

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