Connect with us

All Articles

SGA Wonders What College Coulda Been

belushiBwog’s Dane Cook (yep, it’s the same name, let’s just move on) reports from last night’s meeting.

The unceasing plea for student support at Columbia sporting events found voice yet again at the outset of Monday’s SGA meeting. Assistant director of sports marketing, Dan Spiegel, attended to encourage council members to attend Saturday’s homecoming football game against the University of Pennsylvania Quakers. Spiegel pointed out that the athletic department represents an especially unique element of the Columbia-Barnard relationship, and also noted the important contributions Barnard athletes bring to their teams under Columbia’s name. Citing lack luster attendance at last year’s event, he appealed to the council, “This is not just Columbia’s homecoming: this is your homecoming as well.” With the provision of free shuttle service and free admittance, Columbia athletics hopes more Barnard students will be at Baker this weekend to unleash the roar. 

Sharmin Ahmed, VP of Finance, took the floor to present recommendations following last Sunday’s co-sponsorship meeting. Seven groups pitched requests for co-sponsorship from SGA for specific club events, and after reviewing the appraisals the council allocated funds accordingly. Engineers Without Borders, the Chinese Students Club, Kappa Phi Lambda, the Muslim Students Association, and Club Dimensions can all expect their piece of the pie along with this year’s CU Dance Marathon. Sadly, however, the Table Tennis Club may have to go elsewhere for the $1,400 they sought to fund training from world class table tennis extraordinaire Wang Chen.  

Council committee appointments were also finalized, although – for the sake of protecting applicants’ personal information – most of the undertakings remained off-the-record. Nevertheless, SGA President Katie Palillo expressed the importance of such appointments: “These are people on the field level of creating policy, gathering information, talking to students.”  

After Wednesday’s meeting with the Board of Trustees, further discussion of Barnard’s ranking in U.S. News (30th among liberal arts colleges) involved a statistical breakdown of the ranking compared to other schools and addressed how it was calculated. Low scores given by presidents of peer institutions (averaging 3.9 out of 5), along with less faculty resources, fewer full time professors, and more classes sizes over 50 students all contributed to Barnard’s final standing. Also, Barnard ranked 89th in alumni donations with only 30% of graduates giving back, while other schools revel in the lavish 45% to 49% range. 

The meeting came to a close after a brief show n’ tell of SGA’s recently retrofitted website. To a smattering of applause, Director of Technology Karen Kwan toured the site complete with pictures and bios of council members. And if a slideshow marquee of scenic campus photos tickles your fancy, SGA would love for you to check out their new strong, beautiful website.

Click to show comments

Write a comment

Your email address will not be published.



  • Are there any haters? says:

    @Are there any haters? love him, hate him, but can’t you read what I read? All the boys and all the girls are begging to if you seek Danny

  • Oh Mr. Spiegel... says:

    @Oh Mr. Spiegel... I can’t wait to see him strutting around in all of his glory with his bright clashing colors, like some kind of sexy peacock

    1. haters says:

      @haters stop hating on danny’s wardrobe. he has a seriously impressive amount of columbia blue clothing.

  • Danny Spiegel says:

    @Danny Spiegel is READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!!

  • ... says:

    @... who the fuck is Danny Spiegel??

    1. Uh... says:

      @Uh... Danny Spiegel is Chuck Norris in disguise. We’ve been over this… Keep up!

    2. You don't know? says:

      @You don't know? Danny is only the best person ever. Wow, you’ve really been missing out. You should come to the games to try and see him. You’ll be able to identify him by his beautiful red hair, and slender, yet masculine physique.

  • the secret is out - says:

    @the secret is out - – Chuck Norris is actually Danny Spiegel in disguise. Sorry to “out” you, Danny…

  • Anon Lion Luver says:

    @Anon Lion Luver If you Danny lovers go to the football game, you might see him in person. Seriously, him and the team are well worth checkin’ out

    1. OMG says:

      @OMG I CAN SEE HIM IN PERSON?????//11

      This is officially the best day of my live, like, ever.

  • He is says:

    @He is a god amongst men. While some worship the lesser deity of Chuck Norris, I send all my prayers to Danny Spiegel.

    1. Danny Spiegel Facts says:

      @Danny Spiegel Facts Danny Spiegel doesn’t sleep. He waits.

      When the boogie man goes to bed, he checks the closet for Danny Spiegel.

      Danny Spiegel ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

  • This picture... says:

    @This picture... makes me want drink a shit-ton of Jack Daniels and wander around Central Park.

  • It think... says:

    @It think... Danny Spiegel is the cutest ginger I know. I love you Danny!

  • who the fuck says:

    @who the fuck is danny sieigel?

    DAC holdin it down again with another well written post.
    Too bad about wang chen though, we could have had a great season with him onboard.

    DAaA Bears!

  • negative nancy says:

    @negative nancy noo.

  • seriously. says:

    @seriously. i love danny speigel. he and i are probably going to get married. for realsies.

    1. it can only be love says:

      @it can only be love no, really, they will.

      i’m already working on an arrangement of Roar, Lion, Roar for the recessional.

    2. step off my man says:

      @step off my man I love Danny more!!!!!! And I will fight you in a steel cage match for him! DANNY: WILL YOU MARRY ME?

      1. wooooaahhh says:

        @wooooaahhh you CLEARLY have no idea who you are dealing with here. Danny and I have been in love since the moment we met. Also, I don’t need to ask Danny to marry me in a BWOG comment, because he already knows that we are engaged.

  • Ashley says:

    @Ashley I have that exact same sweater that Danny wears!!!!!

  • dannyspiegel says:

    @dannyspiegel dannyspiegel dannyspiegel dannyspiegel


  • that is says:

    @that is one D that I would like to touch.

    1. Oh, says:

      @Oh, don’t we all…

    2. yessss says:

      @yessss i would touch that

  • I wish I went to Barnard says:

    @I wish I went to Barnard so I could have seen Danny at the meeting. I love you, Danny!

  • Danny Speigel says:

    @Danny Speigel has inspired many a Barnard woman to don a teal sweater. I love the way they contour his womanly frame!

  • Follow says:

    @Follow Danny Spiegel on Twitter!

  • I says:

    @I Danny Spiegel. His teal sweater perfectly compliments his awesome red hair.

  • We love... says:

    @We love... Danny Spiegel!!

  • Danny Spiegel... says:

    @Danny Spiegel... is the man!

  • hehehe says:

    @hehehe Low scores given by presidents of peer institutions

  • Dane Cook says:

    @Dane Cook Dane Cook is a no-talent ass clown.

  • Dane Cook is a douche says:

    @Dane Cook is a douche (Not this guy, obviously.)

  • dane cook says:

    @dane cook is the shit

  • okay says:

    @okay I’m sure this is old and has been addressed before, but… DANE COOK??

  • Ad

    Have Your Say

    What should Bwog's new tagline be?

    View Results

    Loading ... Loading ...

    Recent Comments

    Anyone ever notice that at bottom, Borat is mostly a repackaging of old Polish jokes? (read more)
    It’s Almost Judgement Day In America And The Moon Is Wet
    October 27, 2020
    Couldn't have said it better myself. Remember... they're always watching. (read more)
    Pigeons And Roaches And Rats, Oh My!
    October 26, 2020
    Butler Archetypes: Dicking Around
    October 26, 2020

    Comment Policy

    The purpose of Bwog’s comment section is to facilitate honest and open discussion between members of the Columbia community. We encourage commenters to take advantage of—without abusing—the opportunity to engage in anonymous critical dialogue with other community members. A comment may be moderated if it contains:
    • A slur—defined as a pejorative derogatory phrase—based on ethnicity, race, gender, sexual orientation, ability, or spiritual belief
    • Hate speech
    • Unauthorized use of a person’s identity
    • Personal information about an individual
    • Baseless personal attacks on specific individuals
    • Spam or self-promotion
    • Copyright infringement
    • Libel
    • COVID-19 misinformation