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Specificity Is So Endearing

Yet another reason to love Hewitt — plus they actually have fresh grapefruit.

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  • Nobler says:

    @Nobler The Geometer has nothing on the grapefruit spoon.

    1. THE GEOMETER says:

      @THE GEOMETER FOOL! THE SERRATED BLADE COWERS BEFORE MY MAJESTIC LINEARITY.

  • Suck it up, dood. says:

    @Suck it up, dood. You don’t see me writing comments about how you being a shallow dick “bothers” me.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous bwog, when do we start getting senior wisdoms?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Bwog, kindly remove this knitting nonsense from the side of the screen. It is weird having that girl stare at me with her knit headband every time I come on this website.

    1. agreed says:

      @agreed she’s so pale and it’s like her eyes are burning into my soul

    2. Hans says:

      @Hans Apologies for the weirdness and thanks for not using AdBlock. We have to pay the bills somehow.

      1. Adblock User says:

        @Adblock User Sorry, Bwog. Her stare is getting to me.
        Can’t you just find a sugar daddy to front the, what, $10 a month?

    3. pdg says:

      @pdg lol her eyes are GREEN

  • floretbroccoli says:

    @floretbroccoli Ah, but this picture leads me to believe that it’s more a wish than a reality.

  • floretbroccoli says:

    @floretbroccoli Yes. Amusing. But it’s actually a specific implement — a grapefruit spoon is serrated, to help separate segments from the shell.

    1. Yes, Virginia... says:

      @Yes, Virginia... …there are spoons for grapefruits. I believe the point is: in what other cafeteria have you ever actually SEEN a separate section for grapefruit spoons?? (And so nicely labeled…)

    2. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous lol, someone’s a little slowww

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