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CULPA Unleashes the Oracle, Makes Life Easy

The Oracle in action

Today, CULPA unleashed the Oracle: the culmination of several years’ work trying to determine when Core professors teach. In other words, you may no longer have to stumble in the dark as you pick your CC, Music Hum and Art Hum sections. The Oracle matches up predicted professors, the times they usually teach, and the section numbers they usually teach. The CULPA gods then used a super secret algorithm to convey their level of confidence that the professor listed will actually teach the time slot/section number listed. Oh, happy day! CULPA warns that the system is a mere babe, and that it may flourish or flop. Either way, it’ll need fine-tuning. In the meantime, take a stab at it, and don’t forget to review your professors and upload your syllabi.

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  • senior wisdom!!!! says:

    @senior wisdom!!!! from CULPA!!!!!! THAT WOULD BE AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!

  • YAY RON says:

    @YAY RON he is awesome

  • tried it out says:

    @tried it out its pretty inaccurate….

    1. or atleast says:

      @or atleast imprecise.. to put it lightly

    2. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous How can you know if it’s inaccurate if it’s predicting next semester’s sections?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous take ArtHum with Sarah Roland. easy A with little work.

  • culpa God says:

    @culpa God RONNN

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous The future is now

  • I have one question though says:

    @I have one question though Will it blend?

  • easy music hum teacher? says:

    @easy music hum teacher? whose an easy music hum teacher with no work?

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous you’ll need one who doesn’t speak english

  • hmm says:

    @hmm Any indication on how accurate/useful this is?

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