The 5th Annual Primal Scream/Pillow Fight will commence at 11:55 tonight. This year, there will be a twist. Two Facebook groups were started to advertise the Pillow Fight, one encouraging its army to meet in front of Butler, the other to meet at the Sundial. Instead of merging, the creators (Lisa Mack and Sue Yang, respectively) decided to split into teams: Team Butler and Team Sundial will rush each other at the first strains of Primal Scream tonight at midnight. Glasses will be broken, pillows and voices will be lost, and everyone will get out their inhuman levels of frustration and stress. Hey, better out there than on here! Remember: for one hour a year, Columbia IS SPARTA.