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Hot fire!
Dear Bwog,
It’s fucking hot.
~Sweat Bead
Dearest Sweat Bead,
Bwog suffers from an acute case of back of the knee sweat. Every step feels sticky. So, we feel your pain. The good news is that NYC cools off by the end of the month. In the meantime, put your refrigerator to good use. Girls, refrigerate your bras. It really minimizes your cleavage sweat problem. If you don’t want your undergarments to smell like 40s, try freezing a spoon. Press it on your eyelids and the underside of your wrists to cool off. And finally, wear fewer clothes. It’s NSOP so they’re going to come off soon anyway.
Love,
Bwog
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@Anonymous seconded
@gags it’s hot like mexico, so rejoice.
@Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da NSOP kinda makes me…
want to break out into song
Yep…
I love John Jay Hall
even when I take stairs
I love SAE,
They build a real fast car
I love this whole school,
and all it’s craziness
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da
I love CivE lab,
cause they break huge steel bars
I love Pupin Hall
and looking into space
I love this whole school,
and all it’s sights and sounds
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da
I love AIAA
and all it’s air-ro-planes
I love college walk
When it’s light up at night
I love this whole school
it’s such a brilliant place
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da
I love Carmen Hall,
And all it’s partiers
I love JJ’s place,
and it’s real crispy fries
I love this whole school
it’s such an epic place
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da
I love MechE lab,
with it’s own jet engine
I love our lectures,
cause our profs know a ton
I love this whole school
it is a real cool place
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da
(Add on to the song, keep encouraging the freshmen, it is our mission as upperclassmen)
@Hans As an engineer, I am obligated to favorite this.
@A verse for CS I love the robot lab
with all their creepy hands (1)
I love Professor Allen (2)
Though he’s a grumpy man
I love security
And Steve B’s crazy eyes (3)
Boom de yada boom de yada
boom de yada boom de yada
Prof. Hershkop’s beard (4) is great
although his class is lame
Shree Nayar shaved his mustache (5)
and I think that’s a shame
When friends don’t understand you
CUNLP (6) does
Boom de yada boom de yada
Boom de yada boom de yada
One time my freshman year
This guy named Larry (7) came
He said some nasty things
About a language named
AWK (8), when in the very front row
Al Aho (9) raised his hand
Boom de yada boom de yada
Boom de yada boom de yada
We’re really awesome people (10)
So give CS a shot
Take Adam Cannon’s lecture
Girls say he’s really hot (12)
Unlike most CS programs
we all take frequent baths
Boom de yada boom de yada
Boom de yada boom de yada
(1) http://grasping.cs.columbia.edu/
(2) http://www1.cs.columbia.edu/~allen/
(3) http://www.cs.columbia.edu/~smb/b_smb.jpg
(4) http://www.cs.columbia.edu/~sh553/
(5) http://keralacenter.tripod.com/ShreeNayarColumbia.jpg
(6) http://www1.cs.columbia.edu/nlp/index.cgi
(7) http://www.wall.org/~larry/
(8) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AWK
(9) http://www.cs.columbia.edu/~aho/
(10) http://cuacm.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=2&Itemid=2
(11) http://www.ivygateblog.com/2006/09/prof-cannon-prof-wolff-is-there-anything-we-can-do-to-raise-this-grade/
@Can't forget XKCD http://xkcd.com/442/
@Anonymous I love Orgo Night(1)
I love the Primal Scream(2)
I love the snowball fight(3)
and epic pillow fights(4)
I love the whole school
Winning the war on fun (5)
Boom de yada boom de yada
Boom de yada boom de yada
I love our actors,
live on varsity show
I love the lions (6)
even when we get owned
I love this whole school
Keep pwning Princeton!
Boom de yada boom de yada
Boom de yada boom de yada
1: http://www.wikicu.com/Orgo_Night
2: http://www.wikicu.com/Primal_scream
3:http://bwog.com/2009/12/20/massive-snowball-fight/
4:http://www.wikicu.com/Spring_Pillow_Fight
5: http://www.wikicu.com/War_on_Fun
6:http://www.wikicu.com/Varsity_Show
(Keep it up, keep it up!
More lines, more lines)
@SEAS 2010 So Much Win!
@FYI this is the tune of the song:
faster: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5BxymuiAxQ
slower: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LEq5sQg2IE
@SEAS Yup, day made.
@Boom de yada I love Koronet,
My favorite drunken spot
I love Low Steps,
Even when it gets too hot
I love Lerner Hall,
Ferris Booth and glass windows
Boom de yada, boom de yada
Boom de yada, boom de yada
@Lerner Hall?!?!?!? You do realize it’s not a student center.
@It's worth loving just for glass house rocks
@Ah, yes an ephemeral event that’s a lame-brained attempt to barely make-up for the deficiencies of student life and is no way representative of the day-to-day Columbia experience.
@Boom de yada, boom de yada I really love NSBE
and how they help STEM edu
I love Butler Hall
for all it’s real old books
I love this whole school
It’s over 9000
Boom de yada, boom de yada
Boom de yada, boom de yada
I love the one line
it goes really fast
with all it’s transfers
the city is at by grasp
I love this whole school
it is a real fun place
Boom de yada, boom de yada
Boom de yada, boom de yada
I love CSR
for writing cool sci news
I love chipotle
my fas ass can’t even eat one
Boom de yada, boom de yada
Boom de yada, boom de yada
@missed two lines between my fas ass can’t even eat one and Boom de yada, boom de yada
I love the whole school
for all the delicious food
@Let's get some CC action in here, join in the song
@... b.a. in b.s.
columbia college, whee!
when parents are rich
@Except your shit doesn’t rhyme.
@... and you people are rather loose with the meter. this song originally has a nice flow
@Anonymous where do we find parties and people who want to go to them?
@Anonymous Troll
@Anonymous Make your own, you get +1000 xp for hosting a party instead of the +100 x for just going. It will make you look cooler and you’ll be in control of the atmosphere, want a more geeky party, get Starcraft 2 and have a lan party, want a normal party, provide tons of couches
You can always head up to EC, but upperclassmen don’t move in till saturday, that’s whne the parties really start up
@Newbie are we going to get any cool concerts?
@Anonymous http://bwog.com/2010/04/25/sleep-well-party-people/
Best concert of the year, you also have a whole city to explore
@ManBearPig REVENGE
@Anonymous last sentence ftw
@Bwog, Please make your links open in new tabs. PLEASE.
@Anonymous Fuck you. It’s called right clicking, open in new window. (Mac users without right click, hold down on the control button while clicking).
@Yea You see why go through all that trouble loser?
@Hans Sorry, I don’t want to take over your machine.
@Anish By which Hans means that we don’t want to dictate how your machine behaves. If we modify our links so that they all open in new tabs, no one will have the choice to have the links open in the current tab, which may be some people’s preference.
The way that it is now, you can either open the links in the current tab by left-clicking or open them in a new tab by middle-clicking or control/command-clicking.
@I'm sorry Hans but it’s for the lulz, the rules of the internet tell me I must do this
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