Hot fire!

Dear Bwog,

It’s fucking hot.

~Sweat Bead

Dearest Sweat Bead,

Bwog suffers from an acute case of back of the knee sweat. Every step feels sticky. So, we feel your pain. The good news is that NYC cools off by the end of the month. In the meantime, put your refrigerator to good use. Girls, refrigerate your bras. It really minimizes your cleavage sweat problem. If you don’t want your undergarments to smell like 40s, try freezing a spoon. Press it on your eyelids and the underside of your wrists to cool off. And finally, wear fewer clothes. It’s NSOP so they’re going to come off soon anyway.