Nov

15

Bwoglines: Apocalypse Now Edition

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R.I.P. Spotted post-rave

It’s the end of an era: Four Loko will no longer be shipped to New York State. We’ll never 4get you, “blackout in a can.” Reminisce, dear readers, and stay tuned for a Four Loko themed poll. How will the restless masses react without their Jolly Rancher flavored Satan sweat? Hoard? Deal? (NYTimes)

We’ve got our own Cash Money Millionaire. Turns out PrezBo’s rollin’ in dough: the Ivy League’s highest paid president brought home a cool $1.75 mil in 2008 (Bloomberg).

NYPost thinks we’re spending too much time “banging into one another” with our “noses pasted in our smart phones.” Sexpert Andrea Peyser compares walking around Columbia to “a Microsoft commercial,” “a blank-faced village of the damned,” and “a screaming void.” Basically, we’re all fucked—and not in the right way. (NYPost) Update: Also, MyFoxNY dragged a camera crew here to cover the “experiment.” They leave wondering how we even get dates. Well, you see

CityRoom live-blogs Charlie Rangel’s Ethics hearing. Forty minutes in, he walked out, complaining he couldn’t afford his lawyer. The embattled congressman faces 13 separate ethics charges. By the way, he was just reelected with an overwhelming majority. (CityRoom)

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9 Comments

  1. R.I.P.  

    Four Loko - I'm stocking up this week with a can I'll save specifically for Bacchanal. I guess it's back to sidewalk slamming for me...

  2. edit  

    Ivies'? It wouldn't be surprising for him to be paid more than others at Columbia...

    • Lt. Col. Kilgore

      You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.

  3. Social Experiment  

    Is this what you wanted? To get us made fun of by the worst sex columnist ever writing for the worst newspaper ever? To have fox news come up here and film us like some kind wildlife experiment while David Attenborough narrates us using simple tools to dig for termites and picking the lice out of each other's hair? But hey, we're socializing right? Like primitive mammals do! Is that what you had in mind?

  4. Anonymous  

    wow, that nypost article is a lot.

  5. oh dear  

    I don't really know whether I want to laugh or cry about that nypost article.

  6. screw liberals

    and their socialist policies...Schumer Obama can't wait to see you out of office.

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