We warned you, and now it’s here. Room Selection Registration begins today! You have a little more than a week to get together with 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, or none of you closest friends and submit to the vagaries of the housing lottery. The verdict on your gambit comes down from the Housing Gods the day after spring break. (Yes, spring break, something to look forward to! Midterms do not last forever.) If you planned ahead and are living in the LLC, room selection is on Thursday. Good luck, people, you need it.

Bulgarian State Lottery, 1936