With a bold move, the very cheeky Uni “Café” chose to stick it to the man re: gelato sizes. You wanted a small? Well that sucks—looks like you’ll be having a “wink” instead. Spotted in the space formerly known as Pinnacle (may it rest in peace):

Sadly, there's no euphemistic descriptor for "Waffle Cone." Yet. We'd like to suggest "Casual Head Nod" or "Late Night Sext."