Bwog’s freshest freshperson correspondent Marcus Levine reports from last night’s annual NSOP event. Relive the naive skepticism below.
The Class of 2015 has not had a smooth ride into college. From harrowing lines for bagged lunch in John Jay, to a canceled Convocation, practically every member of our incoming class has been affected by the fallout of “Hurricane” Irene. As such, going in to Class Act 2011 I could only expect to be disappointed.
It began with some traditional trivia on CU history, an unfortunately weak rendition of “Roar, Lion, Roar,” and attempts at a class-wide wave. Class Act eventually began with the first bout of the now-expected cheers from the crowd of OL’s (and a few freshmen) as Dean Shollenberger took the stage. Welcoming the Class of 2015 to the energy and vivacity of New York City, Shollenberger assured the incoming freshman that they could find inspiration at Columbia everywhere from the classroom to the “lavatory.”
Following the classic Alma Mater skit, the NSOP 2011 coordinators were introduced with a clever video parodying Dora the Explorer, replete with sly (and not so sly) digs at Brown, Harvard, and NYU, literal ice breaking, and a trip to Governor’s Island.
This year’s NSOP theme of “Taking Root, Branching Out” seemed to work its way into every aspect of Class Act in without much subtlety. Each speaker, including Head Volleyball Coach Jon Wilson, Jonathan Lung, President of the Columbia Engineering Young Alumni, and Dean Terry Martinez, incorporated the idea of the Class “spreading roots” in the community around campus and “branching out” to our greater home of New York City. [Eds: Aw!]
The focal point of the night’s shenanigans, the Varsity Show preview, was the first act that actually seemed to get the message of the evening across to a sleep deprived audience: be excited. Despite the urging of the deans and the endless cheering of the OL’s, neither I, nor my fellow audience members, actually felt the power of the evening until the Varsity Show preview, as it impressed on us (or me, at least) the enormity of tradition that went in to that night’s presentation.
If the Varsity Show did not engage the entire audience, the final event of the evening was undeniably rallying for the Class of 2015: the procession up Broadway and through the 116th street gates. Walking along Broadway between shrieking Orientation Leaders, smiling administrators, and absolutely dumbfounded bystanders impelled every member of the class in attendance to recognize that they are actually here and it actually does matter. Despite any earlier failings, mishaps, and unforeseen events, Class Act 2011 finally brought the Class of 2015 together in an undeniable aura of pride in being who we are.
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11 Comments
@Anonymous subtlty -> subtlety
@haha “As such, going in to Class Act 2011 I could only expect to be disappointed.”
Disaffection, cynicism, and a hair-trigger willingness to look for flaws and be underwhelmded. Congratulations, you’re already a True Columbian (TM)!
Seriously, you’re trying too hard. Perk up. Get excited. You’re about to spend 4 years in an awesome sandbox. Save the attitude for when you eventually move to billyburg in 4 years.
Welcome, 2015!
@J Lung If anybody could get me in touch with that freshie that caught the t-shirt I threw out in the beginning, I would be very much grateful! I want to take a picture!
@Anonymous There’s nothing like a procession to make you feel the school spirit. I felt the same confusion and lack of enthusiasm at graduation but the procession with cheering professors and administrators actually managed to make me teary-eyed.
Have a good four years, freshman! I wish I were back on campus right now!
@OL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@Anonymous Weak writing, too much passive and too much “seem”ing. Sentiments typical, hackneyed. Probably a great deal of self-satisfaction from the author. As to be expected from Bwog, CC freshmen.
@Oh piss off! The writer did a fine job. It’s the editor who needs to catch repetitive phrasing and overuse of the passive voice. But really, why the fuck do you care? Can you not help but criticize everything around you?
@Anonymous Poor critique of writing, seems to seem pedantic because s/he actually is, too much usage of “too much,” a great deal of self-satisfaction from the critic. As to be expected from Anonymous Bwog commenters.
@Anonymous Poor critique of critiqued commenter, uses “seem” TOO MUCH, you know the drill, expected from an anonymous commenter hating on other anonymous commenters.
@COÖP Camel Go Marcus!
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@Awwwwwwwwww so kyoot