Your Profs, They Say the Darndest Things

Written by

This prof is really taking it to the next level.

Classes start today! And as you probably already know (unless you’re a wee freshperson), today is noteworthy for two reasons:

  1. You will actually attend all of your classes.
  2. Your lovely profs will say silly/funny/hilarious things to convince you to continue to come to class for the rest of the semester.

We at Bwog enjoy a good giggle every now and then, so send your most ridiculous professor quotes to [email protected]. We’ll post them, your Bwog-reading professors will blush, and everyone will have a wonderful time. Cheers!

Dapper didact via Wikimedia Commons

Tags: , , ,


  1. David Epstein

    "Look here you crazy Freshmen, If anyone's going to have sex with my daughter, it's going to be ME."

  2. Anonymous  

    Rashid Khalidi used the word "balderdash." I have no idea what the context was because my mind immediately went blank upon hearing that glorious and too rarely used term.

  3. Anonymous  

    \People like to conflate Islam and the Middle East. This is complete BALDERDASH!!! only 1/3rd of the world's Muslim's live in the region. We will NOT be talking about all the Muslims in Pakistan etc. Don't get me wrong, they're very nice people and all, but that's not what this course is about\.
    Something like that.

  4. Robert Lipshitz  

    was drawing a stick figure of himself. He accidentally gave himself a tail.

  5. Leighton

    In CHEM G4147 - "The goal of this course is to explain why everything you learned in introductory organic chemistry is wrong."

  6. Anonymous

    David Yerkes, History of the English Language: (speaking about old dead people whose voices were recorded): "Woodrow name a racist, sexist, reactionary. Oh wait, he went to Princeton. I coulda just said that"

  7. MowshowitzXY

    "A naive b-cell is not a b-cell that voted republican."

  8. Alice Heicklen

    Babies are parasites. Since I know you are all into vampires right now, think of babies as vampires.

  9. Jerry McManus  

    Long Island is the stuff the last ice age scraped off of North America and dumped in the ocean.

  10. Darcy Kelley  

    "I could go on and on about why Harvard sucks."

© 2006-2015 Blue and White Publishing Inc.