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This prof is really taking it to the next level.
Classes start today! And as you probably already know (unless you’re a wee freshperson), today is noteworthy for two reasons:
- You will actually attend all of your classes.
- Your lovely profs will say silly/funny/hilarious things to convince you to continue to come to class for the rest of the semester.
We at Bwog enjoy a good giggle every now and then, so send your most ridiculous professor quotes to tips@bwog.com. We’ll post them, your Bwog-reading professors will blush, and everyone will have a wonderful time. Cheers!
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@Darcy Kelley “I could go on and on about why Harvard sucks.”
@Jerry McManus Long Island is the stuff the last ice age scraped off of North America and dumped in the ocean.
@Alice Heicklen Babies are parasites. Since I know you are all into vampires right now, think of babies as vampires.
@MowshowitzXY “A naive b-cell is not a b-cell that voted republican.”
@Anonymous David Yerkes, History of the English Language: (speaking about old dead people whose voices were recorded): “Woodrow Wilson…to name a racist, sexist, reactionary. Oh wait, he went to Princeton. I coulda just said that”
@Leighton In CHEM G4147 – “The goal of this course is to explain why everything you learned in introductory organic chemistry is wrong.”
@Robert Lipshitz was drawing a stick figure of himself. He accidentally gave himself a tail.
@Hmm... That wasn’t a tail.
@LOL Well he said it was a tail. It was at least homeomorphic to a stick figure with a tail.
@Anonymous \People like to conflate Islam and the Middle East. This is complete BALDERDASH!!! only 1/3rd of the world’s Muslim’s live in the region. We will NOT be talking about all the Muslims in Pakistan etc. Don’t get me wrong, they’re very nice people and all, but that’s not what this course is about\.
Something like that.
@Anonymous Rashid Khalidi used the word “balderdash.” I have no idea what the context was because my mind immediately went blank upon hearing that glorious and too rarely used term.
@David Epstein “Look here you crazy Freshmen, If anyone’s going to have sex with my daughter, it’s going to be ME.”
@Monkey Li Someone actually said this…? Wow I’m gonna take him next semester! Wait, I mean taking his course.
@Dear Freshie It’s a reference to a scandal that occured last year. Google it.