Overheard: Toto, I Have a Feeling We’re Not in California Anymore

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As winter makes an early appearance, unsuspecting Californians are plagued by this foreign phenomenon known as “snow”.

Girl wearing a light hoodie and Toms, being carried on piggie back, screams:

“Awwww I hate cold, I wanna go home! I want California!”

Perhaps she was astonished at snowperson and his/her pet?

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  1. It's True!!  

    It's currently in the 70's in California... :(

  2. Sage  

    Getting your Toms wet will make them smell. For the sake of your roommates, classmates, and library neighbors, do not wear them in rain or snow.

  3. man fuck the cold

    i just want to party, become a charity fundraiser, and marry an asian guy i-banker.

    - white girl, cc'12

  4. That Was I

    That was me. That was the author of this book.

  5. Man

    What the hell are Toms?

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