If you are as impatient as the rest of us when waiting in line for anything, hopefully this week’s edition of Boringside Heights will make things move a bit more quickly.
- Ferris has moved its trash receptacles ever so slightly, which means you don’t have to wait as long to throw away your trash before grabbing a complementary peppermint and darting off to class.
- Duane Reade has added new card swipers. Although menacing at first, a little practice will get you buying your groceries in a jiffy.
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@I'm Rich Bitch How about they maximize efficiency and WIDEN THE STAIRCASE IN FERRIS BOOTH!!!!!!
@truefax Fairway > Westside > MW
@derp totalllyy thought the card swipers were at MW, not duane reade. my bad
@Waxima Perez Who the hell buys groceries at Duane Reade? I hope that with next year’s implementation of the Masterpieces of Western Food requirement for all memebers of the class of 2016 and beyond will preclude such mistakes in the future. Maybe it was just a slip of the tongue, but I think Columbia will be a better place when everyone has taken Food Hum.
@Waxima Perez **I hope that next year’s implementation** etc etc etc