Continuing the procrastination-fueled hunt for the inane, Bwog has been keeping a watchful eye on the airwaves and is back with a mix of some of the more memorable Wi-Fi network names around campus.
And Big Brother can see your iTunes library names too! Add your favorites in the comments and be sure to check out last year’s roundup.
- no you can’t have the password (ironically, not password protected)
- Darth Vadar
- pretty fly for a wifi
- Gene Parmesan
- the iliad is like gangster rap
- Large Tiger
- Fck U Dolphin
Throwback to 2013’s first Lit Hum lecture via Wikimedia Commons
@Anonymous “The Ghost of Steve Tolman.” Win.
@Anonymous My wifi at home is named “albondigas” because my dad’s fake internet name is Al Bondigas.
@on 112th “Wireless Spectaculaaarrrrrrrrrrrr” and “you can’t see tits on the radio”
@Woodbridge “EFFMAN1,” “Flounder,” “Fck_U_Dolphin,” and (my personal favorite) “DaddyStopTouchingMe v 21”
@Anonymous “evil pediatrician”
@CC'15 “AW YAH WIFI YAH”
@CC'13 dude i am forreal worried about the Don though, keep the fires burning wifi homies
@Furnald has... …”super sexy internet (no pants)”
@last year i kept seeing “STOP SLAMMING THE HALLWAY DOOR”. yes, in all caps.
@In EC There is ZACHGALIFIANAKIS and ZACHGALIFIANAKIS-5G
No idea why actually, but it does amuse me
@AAAAAAAAA HE GOT ME AGAIIIIN
@Anonymous “we can smell your weed”
@Lucille Bluth (Screams)
@Anonymous “A Dump Truck,” “aquamammal,” “oof,” and “penishead” are all in EC.
@When I lived in Nussbaum we were right above Community. Community goers would pick up our wifi. We thought about changing the name to Community poisons their food. We opted for “free wifi” and put a password on it.
@Anonymous ‘we can smell your weed’
@Haha This is totally my wi-fi network.
And we really can smell it.
@Anonymous Free wifi nope just chuck testa
@Computer Intruder Hide yo kids, hide yo wifi
@Anonymous Router, I barely know her
@Anonymous I found a “get the fug off BETCH”
@Anonymous There’s one called Florian’s Lair. I like to imagine that his lair is full of magical ice cream sundaes.
@speaking of harry potter favorite from last year: “rose & hugo”