And so it begins. With the final weeks of class upon us, we’re less than a month away from the time of great mayhem and malnourishment that is finals at Columbia (also the most festive and happy time of the year for the world beyond the bubble). Thus, we present our first sightings of the signs of the times.


When no one else answers your prayers, there is only one man to turn to. Especially if you have deepish pockets.

But there’s no need for complete despair. Romance blossoms in NoCo:


Turns out, someone really is watching