Dec

17

Bwog In Bed: Go Back to Sleep

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You survived Lit Hum/CC and your next final is…well, at least a day away. Take a deep breath, give yourself a hug, and enjoy the break from finals by hopping in bed with us for a few minutes before crashing your head back into the deep recesses of your pillow. Remember, this isn’t a Tarantino film: tip without fear at tips@bwog.com.

Enjoy this brief reprieve. Tomorrow's the FroSc- wait, you're not actually studying for that, are you?

Bwogline: Just hours after Stanford withdrew from the race, Cornell received an anonymous $350 million donation to support its bid—solidifying their front runner status in the $100 million competition to build a new science campus in New York City. (Bloomberg)

Finals tip: Contrary to popular belief, what you don’t know can in fact hurt you.

To learn even more grade-saving tips in these dire times, head on over to our Twitter.

Overheard: Girl gets up to leave Butler 6, but leaves stuff in her spot.

Girl: Hey, I’m just going to pick up some stuff, can you watch my papers?

Dude at table: Sure.

G: Thanks, can I get you anything?

D: Uh, no. Thanks!

Stressbustyourself: Eat! Feeding your active body and mind with wholesome food can help you charge ahead and maintain energy.  Maybe a sweet banana, apple or grapes are your type of snack.  If not, try nuts, veggies or cereal bars.

Hard-working, diligent student via Wikimedia Commons

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10 Comments

  1. Anonymous  

    the finals tip is really spot-on! obvious, and yet very funny

  2. Anonymous  

    i really didn't think the overheard was funny- or did i not get it?

  3. Anonymous  

    What's wrong with what the girl on 6 did?

    That was really nice of her to offer to get you something, but of course Bwog's pervasive hipster anti-compassion sarcasm wins through. You should be ashamed for poking fun at someone genuinely trying to help others.

  4. so excited  

    OMG PUPPIES TOMORROW

  5. were gonna lose  

    to cornell on this one.

    unless we get our shit together.

    also, we accept too many cornell engineering transfers at columbia it's fucking crazy!

  6. Anonymous

    I would have picked up a coffee and a snack for someone! This campus could use some pick-me-ups.

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