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Perry missed the part about "giving to the poor"

The New York Post, tone-deaf as ever, reports the story with the headline “Columbia Frat Honcho Jailed.” Walter Perry, the titular honcho, is accused of stealing $650,000 from Saint Anthony’s over six years, and has been sentenced to at least 24 months of jail time. It is not clear how the money was obtained, but apparently Perry spent it on “wine, women and song.” His defense was that all of the records which would exonerate him had “mysteriously vanished,” while according to Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Roger Hayes, prosecutors had “rock solid” evidence against Perry. Now the members of St. A’s can sleep a little more soundly within the walls of their “ornate” bedrooms.

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