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The Bwog Finals Fortune Teller

Sure, it’s Saturday night, but it’s also finals week, meaning that your closest encounter with anyone “dressed to impress” will likely be with this girl. Regardless, that urge to pack up and hit The Heights is probably pretty strong about now. To aid in your decision, we happily present a favorite from the archives, the Bwog Finals Fortune Teller:

It’s always times like these when we feel like giving up and leaving our finals fates to the gods. Fortunately for everyone, Bwog has a serious god complex, and we’re prepared to dole out our predictions for your final exams with extreme authority. 

So if you trust Bwog with the weaving of your academic fate (and you totally should), check out our fortune teller. We promise it’ll make way better use of your print quota than that anthro reading you skipped. 

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6 Comments

  • I don't think says:

    @I don't think the term “The Other” was ever uttered in either History of Philosophy I took…

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous and i don’t remember “hegemony” ever being mentioned in intro to social and cultural theory. (still a great class though.)

      1. also says:

        @also I don’t ever recall having a multiple choice orgo exam fuckerrrrrssssssssss.

        1. Anonymous says:

          @Anonymous That’s apparently only relevant if you’re taking the Barnard orgo

          1. Anonymous says:

            @Anonymous nope. barnard orgo is also free response.

            as well as heartbreaking.

        2. Wingineer says:

          @Wingineer I don’t recall ever having something left as an exercise to the reader… Oh wait. Yes I do.

          It also makes the versioning ridiculous. HAHAHA WE STILL HAVEN’T BOTHERED TO DO THE IMPOSSIBLE PROOF AT THE END OF THE CHAPTER BUT WE DID CHANGE THE NUMBERS OF THE PROBLEMS AROUND

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