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Smeagol’s on CTV, Again

A match made in heaven.


This isn’t the first time CTV has looped Frodo’s horrified face, and we pray it won’t be the last. Tune in to Columbia cable channel 77 to watch the DVD menu of Lord of the Rings: Return of the King. Do they only have one out of the trilogy? Shoulda got the boxed set, bro.

Update: Turns out this is CU Events Television, not CTV (which is channel 37). In fact, sources inside CTV tell us that they’re not even broadcasting right now because their server is broken. Our bad.

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  • re:tagz says:

    @re:tagz zzzzz fotr>tt>rotk. helm’s deep was fuckin epic.

    1. helm's deep snob says:

      @helm's deep snob Except for the bit where Orlando Bloom snowboards down some stairs on a shield. In my view, that was a *very serious* failure of taste.

  • market researcher says:

    @market researcher but he’s pretty. girls like pretty.

  • market researcher says:

    @market researcher that was in reply to Orlando Bloom comment. [5]

    1. fellow ent says:

      @fellow ent righteous

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Why does CTV get a budget?

  • CTV is not says:

    @CTV is not on channel 77. It’s definitely channel 37. Maybe the real question is: Why does Bwog get a budget?

    1. The real question is says:

      @The real question is does bwog get a budget? I don’t think they’re officially part of columbia.

    2. bwog says:

      @bwog doesn’t get a budget. They are not a recognized club.

      1. bwog says:

        @bwog update: sorry I was misinformed. They do have a budget and they are a recognized club

  • Yeah bro... says:

    @Yeah bro... Channel 77 is the CU Events Channel. CTV is in fact on 37 —>

    Get yo shit straight Bwog.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Completely serious question: I know everyone jokes about no one reading the spec, but does ANYONE actually watch CTV?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous I love the alcohol in this picture

    1. bro says:

      @bro It was no accident

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