Kind of on the fence about lending a hand to your fellow man? Columbia Community Outreach wonders—would it help if you got a free tee-shirt? No? Uh… how about a pair of sunglasses? Free breakfast? Free pizza, you say? Done.

CCO’s promo vid misses the mark—after all, nothing says, “I’m an altruist,” like a video with posing Greek organizations repeating, “And we are CCO!” and a signature Artopolis crepe to boot. They even boldly made fun of New Jersey. Could have been worse, though. So, whether you’re in it for the swag or the after(Garden)party at PrezBo’s placesign up for this year’s CCO.