we took a sneak peek...literally

For those of you who consider chocolate on par with sex, tonight is the night to test out your theory once and for all. The Columbia Culinary Society is hosting a kinky showdown combined chocolate tasting and erotic cake competition tonight at 9:30 in the Satow room. 10 different types of chocolate will be featured, and only God knows how many types of positions body types cakes. Providing mood music to your sexy night out: Columbia’s weirdly appropriately titled band, Ace of Cake. Head over for a night of sweet sin sweet treats. Bwog can only speculate about the realization of our dream of a real live penis cake for Miley Cyrus to eat inappropriately.

 Overly realistic interpretation via Wikimedia Commons