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Free Food: Cristal on the Ramps

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Champagne

Like this, but on the ramps.

Stop by the Lerner ramps this afternoon from 1 to 3 pm for Occupy CU’s champagne study break. It’s all part of a new strategy, Bwog was told, to broaden membership and boost participation by making Occupy events as similar to I-banking recruitment dinners as possible. “Whatever works, amiright?” theorized an organizer in a tip to Bwog.

Black tie or tie-dye requested, caviar and a drum circle on hand for the first hour only.

Conspicuous consumption via Wikimedia Commons.

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7 Comments

  1. Anonymous  

    Are they carding?

  2. sigh  

    is this just a stunt? you know the lerner manager people are gonna kick them out so hard if they see alcohol on the ramps...

  3. April Fools  

    ...you idiots.

  4. Anonymous  

    wait is it actually cristal, or just 'champagne'? either way, totally going to this. forget studying.

  5. wtf  

    it's 2:48 and there is nobody there...

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