Like this, but on the ramps.

Stop by the Lerner ramps this afternoon from 1 to 3 pm for Occupy CU’s champagne study break. It’s all part of a new strategy, Bwog was told, to broaden membership and boost participation by making Occupy events as similar to I-banking recruitment dinners as possible. “Whatever works, amiright?” theorized an organizer in a tip to Bwog.

Black tie or tie-dye requested, caviar and a drum circle on hand for the first hour only.

Conspicuous consumption via Wikimedia Commons.