Editor’s note: mentions of trickery.

The Athletic Department announced today that the Football team and band are expected to switch places next season as a last resort. The announcement came after…Okay, we’re allowed one April Fools joke about the CU Football team, but let’s get on to the real sports action this week. Men’s Tennis, Women’s Tennis, Softball, and Baseball […]

Looking for Sunday night dinner plans? PrezBo would be happy to host you at his place for a homemade dinner. “Starts at 8, goes until whenever,” he wrote in an e-mail to Bwog. “Wouldn’t want to miss the Bwog meeting. It’s just going to be comfort food mainly. Warm approachable stuff.” The president is purportedly […]

Join the staff and residents of the LLC for a winemaking workshop this evening from 5 to 7 pm in the lobby of Wallach. Grapes from local vineyards will be on hand for your stomping pleasure, and a sommelier will lead a tasting of California reds. An RA tipster promises, “there’ll be plenty left over […]

Stop by the Lerner ramps this afternoon from 1 to 3 pm for Occupy CU’s champagne study break. It’s all part of a new strategy, Bwog was told, to broaden membership and boost participation by making Occupy events as similar to I-banking recruitment dinners as possible. “Whatever works, amiright?” theorized an organizer in a tip […]