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It’s official—the sweet ’16ers are here! The international/West-Coast ones, at least… In honor of their arrival, campus is wearing its finest.

John Jay got new, temporarily stain-free carpets… until some freshperson vomits on it during NSOP oh wait that’s Carman spills some Massaman sauce from their Wondee delivery whilst making a heated point in a debate about which new floormate read the Iliad most thoroughly:

Not to be outdone, Carman is sporting a brand new lounge with some sexy backlighting:

Plus, all the freshman dorms have these, which should probably say “Welcome to Butler”:

Last but not least, it finally occurred to someone to do this:

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7 Comments

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Yo Bwog, when’s the earliest that upperclassmen can move in?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous The campus looks amazing!

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous THose blue bins is where you sleep until your dorm is ready

  • FRUIT LOVER!!!! says:

    @FRUIT LOVER!!!! I WANT INFORMATION ABOUT JJ’S PLACE JAMBA JUICE SKMGNSIRNGIESMOOTHIE

    1. FRUIT LOVER!!!! says:

      @FRUIT LOVER!!!! I GOT SO ExcIITED I CA:LLED IT JJ’S PLACE LIKE LIZ’S PLACE HAHAHA

  • FRUIT LOVER!!!! says:

    @FRUIT LOVER!!!! I GOT SO ExcIITED I CA:LLED IT JJ’S PLACE LIKE LIZ’S PLACE HAHAHA

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