It’s official—the sweet ’16ers are here! The international/West-Coast ones, at least… In honor of their arrival, campus is wearing its finest.

John Jay got new, temporarily stain-free carpets… until some freshperson vomits on it during NSOP oh wait that’s Carman spills some Massaman sauce from their Wondee delivery whilst making a heated point in a debate about which new floormate read the Iliad most thoroughly:

Not to be outdone, Carman is sporting a brand new lounge with some sexy backlighting:

Plus, all the freshman dorms have these, which should probably say “Welcome to Butler”:

Last but not least, it finally occurred to someone to do this: