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Paying fees kind of sucks. Drinking free alcohol is awesome. Lerner Pub, an event put on by student council, reconciles the two by using part of the elusively distributed Student Life fees to provide free beer to seniors several times each semester.
Because Bwog is a Liberal Artist and we like to show off our hard-earnedpodcast-learned questionably gained Frontiers knowledge, we decided that a little back-of-the-envelope calculation was very much in order. Here’s a rough estimate of the percent of student life fees you could “drink back” if you attended every Lerner pub of the year:
B-of-the-E Assumptions (based on intel from the Senior Class Council/Google)
Lerner Pub will occur roughly 8 times this year
Each Pub lasts 2 hours
Seniors are entitled 1 beer per hour
You will have that one friend who “isn’t really drinking tonight” and gives you his/her beer at least twice over the course of the semester, adding 2 beers to your total haul