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Overheard: People Being Edgy

Last night, we received the following picture, captioned (edgily) by a tipster:

British rugby takeover of 1020—a freshman's dream.

From another anonymous tipster:

Three first-years on Broadway and 114th:

F1: …then we found out that he’s the son of the diplomat to Belgium.
F3: Good thing it wasn’t Libya! Ohhh!
An awkward silence.
F2: Too soon? Too soon.

More anonymous eavesdropping from a third tipster around drunk o’ clock:

”As Homer said in The Odysseý, ’the eyes are the window to the soul’ or maybe that was Winston Churchill. I don’t give a fuck.”

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  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous overheard from one hot rugby player to another at the bar:

    “This is like speed dating!”

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