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Where all Russian Lit majors end up
A tipster overheard this exchange outside of Carman:
Guy 1: So, you’re majoring in Russian literature?
Guy 2: Yeah and philosophy.
Guy 1: What the fuck are you gonna be?
Guy 2: I’m gonna work on Wall Street.
Looks like someone has it all figured out.
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@It happens Majored in Spanish and have worked on Wall Street since graduation.
@ostrovsky triple hair loss.
@Sounds great. I’ll have the chicken over rice, Dostoyevsky.
@LF haha definitely not jack, unless he’s using his excellent sense of humor. plus, he’s doing russian and comp lit, not philosophy.
@Hartley 6A Was this you, Jack?
@Anonymous it has to be
@MD that’s what I would do if my dad’s Golf buddies were Investment Bankers. Oh wait they are! Suck it losers.
@Anonymous http://xkcd.com/137/
@Anon Stick it to the man. Follow your dreams!
@statsmajor as a muse?