It’s been almost a week since our beloved purveyor of malt beverages closed, and so far it has yet to reopen.* Crack Del dutifully served as a precious resource for all freshmen and we not only mourn the loss of a neighborhood staple, but the experience the Class of 2017 will miss, the joy of being sold Smirnoff Ice and Old English without so much as a second look. We salute you, Crack Del, we salute you.
*We don’t actually know if this is true. We haven’t been since second semester freshman year.