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Overheard: 50 Shades

Which Columbia dorm is most conducive to sex dungeons? Discuss.

Although nobody seems to know what it’s called, that mysterious lawn in front of Kent is apparently the location for a new kind of romance:

“Do you know how lucky you are to be with me? Do you know how far out of your league I am? Ivy-educated, multilingual, generous, kind, crazy, fun-loving kind of guy, and willing to tie you up?!”

Other tidbits from couples making out on those weird island lawns on college walk or behind you in Butler should be tipped immediately.

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4 Comments

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Take a picture. I bet that’s my ex.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Wow. That guy sounds awful.

  • Break up with him... says:

    @Break up with him... … lots of guys are willing to tie girls up.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous I imagine having an Ivy education is way less impressive when you’re in an environment where goddamn everyone else is Ivy-educated too.

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