Yesterday, Uni Cafe was shut down for health code violations.
Today, some deranged tipster who considers Uni Cafe bagels to be delicious wrote this ode:
To the restaurant you creatively dubbed “UNI”
We mourn the shutdown of yesterday
Your doors are locked, your tables too roomy
Your open-ness seems so far away.
Away from 115th I must go
For apparently buttered bagels were only your second-biggest secret
And I sadly find no delicious bagels to match or munch.
But M2M did it–they recovered I know!
So sweep up your floors, sweep twice for good measure
Kill the rats, open the doors, and it’s time for fucking lunch.
Artsy picture via @JackiBryk