We’ve heard kayaking is a lot of kayaking around the swimming pool, which just sounds silly. But this hiking thing sounds awesome!
Back to Summer Camp (top right):
In a contentious debate among the staff, basketball eventually won out. We’re guessing it had something to do with fear that if we celebrate a win in baseball, we’ll be kicked out of housing.
Listen, we love soccer, don’t get us wrong, but our friend (who may or may not be Actual Soccer Fan) just told us last night that he’s in PE soccer now and they have to go outside and all the way up to Baker until the end of the winter semester and that sounds miserable and freezing cold so just for that we’re sticking inside with volleyball. Damn the elements!
Masturbatory (bottom left):
We’ve heard all good things about cardio fitness (especially in terms of the ‘go sign in and then leave’ anecdotes), but pilates is all about The Core. Pilates wins.
Let’s take a moment to talk about the baggage that comes with yoga:
Keeping a straight face when asked to keep your face down and ass up to do a downward dog.
So yeah, self-paced running beats yoga.
Bwog thought badminton vs. squash would be a contentious rivalry, but everyone we asked unanimously picked badminton. Probably has something to do with that random middle “n” or the fear of getting hit in the face in squash/having to wear goggles ew gross no.
And that’s it for Round Two! What will happen in Round Three? Will it be bball or vball? Will badminton beat our Olympic obsession? How does the strength of The Core measure up against self-paced running? What happens when Bwog runs out of space on this piece of paper? And once again: who let us do this by hand? Find out next time.
[Sidebar: in the midst of writing this, we remembered that the swim test exists. Don’t forget to take it.]
Editor’s note: all decisions are made with absolute subjectivity, based mostly on stereotype and anecdotal testimonials.
bwog may have spent a solid 2 hours watching olympics footage because of this
bwog misses the olympics so much it physically hurts sometimes
don't you forget about zbt
greg louganis ily
showing our handwriting to prove why we're better online
so what if we're obsessed with the olympics it's a beautiful thing