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Baby Boringside: Ferris Tries To Get Better

sweet new tables, man

So different…and yet so familiar

Ferris has made some upgrades over break and they are literally life-changing. No, not the staircase. They’ve given us some swanky new tables and room to breathe by adding new bar areas. So now, on your way to get more triangle hash browns, you’ll only crash into four people and knock over two bags.

The downside? If you go to Ferris during peak hours, you’ll probably have to sit next to your friends in a long line at the bar. Have fun playing telephone if your group is more than three people!

So, to recap, here’s a list of things you can do in the new Ferris:

  • Pass people without one or both of you dropping your food (but still not on the staircase…)
  • Struggle to ever find a seat at an actual table
  • Sit at the bar area and really freak out watch the people on the ramps
  • Brush up on your telephone skills

Nobody’s perfect.

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9 Comments

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous looks like too few seats in there.

  • senior says:

    @senior ferris has gotten progressively worse in four years. wth is this. how can i sit?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous y’all can hate, but it is kind of nice that now entire tables are not going to be taken up by single people who bring their homework as company for lunch

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous This literally never happened. Most of us are socially capable enough to ask someone for a seat at the table they happen to be occupying.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous lots of space to move but nowhere to sit….lol- Guess you can’t win all the battles

  • ugh says:

    @ugh guys i really dont care about seating just make the food better

  • typical columbia says:

    @typical columbia fix the things that don’t need fixing, and ignore the elephant in the room. People are still gonna drop food on the spiral staircase lol

  • WTFCU says:

    @WTFCU FIX THE FUCKING STAIRCASE OR EVERTYTHING ELSE IS USELESS. THERE IS A WHOLE FUCKING FLOOR THAT IS VERY DIFFICULT TO GET TO. HOLY SHIT.

  • err. says:

    @err. I don’t like it. I mean, i like bringing my hw in for lunch, i always love a brisk working lunch and there doesn’t seem to be much seats and too much open floor space. i also don’t really like bar style. I mean, instead of these renovations, can I please, please get a discount on my tuition? Even 1,000 less would be wonderful.

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