21 CommentsValentine’s Day approacheth! Today’s Columbians looking for love are Nathen Huang, and Liam Bland. If you want to take any one of these awesome humans on a date, email us and we’ll set it up (and give you ten whole dollars to take ‘em out). But sorry guys, we’re just toooooo popular — we’ve received enough submissions, so we won’t be accepting any new personals after this point.
Nathen Huang
Name, Year, School, Major: Nathen Huang, CC ’15, Psychology and German
Preference: Guy for guy
Hometown: Cerritos, CA, but I mostly grew up in Orange County
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: You must defeat my seven evil exes
What redeems you as a human being? I almost crashed into Daniel Radcliffe when he was filming “Kill Your Darlings” at Columbia my freshman year. I was about to open the door to a bathroom in Havemeyer, when he threw open the door, narrowly missing me, and sped away. He’s actually really short in real life.
Library room of choice: Butler Reference Room
Beverage of choice: http://bit.ly/1daXy1r
Guilty pleasure song: Fashionista- Jimmy James
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? http://groundedcoffee.com/
Historical Hottie: Heinrich Heine
Liam Bland
Name, Year, School, Major: Liam Bland, CC ’15, Political Science
Preference: guy for guy but who’s counting
Hometown: Fabius, NY. there were cows and I was famous for moving there in the 4th grade and making my first joke: “where’s the alfalfa growing?” yeah I know it’s not funny but those rednecks laughed and laughed until I graduated.
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Turns out he was straight all along
What redeems you as a human being? Maybe the cardboard cutout of Zayn Malik on my bedroom wall.
Library room of choice: twitter. follow me @liam_land
Beverage of choice: Hard to pick between tequila and mountain dew. I tried mixing them once during freshman year and threw up for hours
Guilty pleasure song: Would you feel guilty about owning every single One Direction album and concert DVD? i certainly don’t.
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Depends on if I’m drinking tequila or mountain dew.
Historical Hottie: James Dean/Aki Terasaki
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@Liam is that a nice way of calling me a cum dumpster? rude.
@CC'14 Liam Bland is an amazing receptacle of love.
@10/10 On the Scott Pilgrim reference. Brownie points for Nathen.
@Anonymous I’d love to take Izzi on a date. She seems like a fun girl
@Damn Izzi is cute and Kate is just a catch overall. I’d like to meet the parents that made them
@straight girl would love to be bfflz with liam, sing 1D songs and gush over zany malik
@but seriously those girls are perfect
@so like can liam’s zayn malik cardboard cutout and my harry styles cardboard cut out be best friends, or…
@Trigger Warning this blog promotes anal culture
@"This blog promotes anal culture" If you printed that on a tshirt I’d wear it.
@Anonymous or on a pair of underwear
@Anonymous DAYUM Nathen.
@friendly reminder that this exists
http://liamblandsface.tumblr.com/
@Liam who the fuck made that
@Liam also was I the only one who thought it was gonna be a dick pic?
@I want a threesome With Kate and Izzi
@Peaches Seriously bwog, will you give me $20 to take both of them on a date?
@anon Hey peaches once you get that $20 could you lend me about tree fiddy?
@Peaches God Dammit Loch Ness Monster, I ain’t gonna give you no tree fiddy.
@Peaches Note, this will be two separate dates that occur simultaneously, but it’ll be cute, like a sitcom, where I’ll be trying to balance two dates at once without the other figuring it out, but in the end it fails and I’ll still be lonely at the end of the day… :(
@Anonymous liam BRINGS THE GAME