Valentine’s Day approacheth! Today’s Columbians looking for love are Nathen Huang, and Liam Bland. If you want to take any one of these awesome humans on a date, email us and we’ll set it up (and give you ten whole dollars to take ‘em out). But sorry guys, we’re just toooooo popular — we’ve received enough submissions, so we won’t be accepting any new personals after this point.
Name, Year, School, Major: Nathen Huang, CC ’15, Psychology and German
Preference: Guy for guy
Hometown: Cerritos, CA, but I mostly grew up in Orange County
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: You must defeat my seven evil exes
What redeems you as a human being? I almost crashed into Daniel Radcliffe when he was filming “Kill Your Darlings” at Columbia my freshman year. I was about to open the door to a bathroom in Havemeyer, when he threw open the door, narrowly missing me, and sped away. He’s actually really short in real life.
Library room of choice: Butler Reference Room
Beverage of choice: http://bit.ly/1daXy1r
Guilty pleasure song: Fashionista- Jimmy James
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? http://groundedcoffee.com/
Historical Hottie: Heinrich Heine
Name, Year, School, Major: Liam Bland, CC ’15, Political Science
Preference: guy for guy but who’s counting
Hometown: Fabius, NY. there were cows and I was famous for moving there in the 4th grade and making my first joke: “where’s the alfalfa growing?” yeah I know it’s not funny but those rednecks laughed and laughed until I graduated.
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Turns out he was straight all along
What redeems you as a human being? Maybe the cardboard cutout of Zayn Malik on my bedroom wall.
Library room of choice: twitter. follow me @liam_land
Beverage of choice: Hard to pick between tequila and mountain dew. I tried mixing them once during freshman year and threw up for hours
Guilty pleasure song: Would you feel guilty about owning every single One Direction album and concert DVD? i certainly don’t.
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Depends on if I’m drinking tequila or mountain dew.
Historical Hottie: James Dean/Aki Terasaki