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Rachel Kaplan
Valentine’s Day approacheth! Today’s Columbians looking for love are Rachel Kaplan and Jamie Boothe. If you want to take either of these awesome humans on a date, email us and we’ll set it up (and give you ten whole dollars to take ’em out). If you don’t, we still think you deserve a shot at love. Fill out our short questionnaire and send a picture to personals@bwog.com and the face to the right could be yours.
Name, Year, School, Major: Rachel, BC ’15, Political Science/Economics
Preference: Girl for guy
Hometown: Proudly suburban, aka Westchester
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Guy won’t split the check.
What redeems you as a human being? I love a good theme party. I had a Slime Time Live birthday party in elementary school. Nothing is more fun than pouring green goop on your friends and covering their faces in whipped cream.
Library room of choice: 1020
Beverage of choice: Chai. I like spicy things.
Guilty pleasure song: Barbie Girl
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? See library room of choice
Historical Hottie: Mary Shelley
Jamie Boothe
Name, Year, School, Major: Jamie Boothe, Class of 2015, Columbia College, majoring in Biochemistry
Preference: Guy for girl
Hometown: The quiet town of Green Bank in Pocahontas County, West Virginia
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Awkward silences and nothing to talk about
What redeems you as a human being? I do a pretty sick impression of Heath Ledger’s Joker.
Library room of choice: The reading room in the Law School that overlooks Amsterdam Avenue.
Beverage of choice: Coke (not Pepsi)
Guilty pleasure song: We Didn’t Start the Fire – Billy Joel
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Probably watching a movie in my dorm room, but almost certainly somewhere in North America.
Historical Hottie: Joan of Arc
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@Sam Schipani Hey Jamie get it boi
@Anonymous I wouldn’t mind playing a little slime time live with Rachel. My special goo is extra sweet (; .
@RACHEL is one hot bitch. Let’s chat poly sci in the “library” ^__^
@Anonymous Pocahontas County!!!!
@Lord She seems like a nice girl. I bet she’ll make a lucky guy really happy someday.
@why does that dude look like he’s constipated
@Cuz he very well might be.
@the fuck jamie why
@real talk Jamie seems like such a sweetheart. Way to scared to approach him though.
@anon he can seem intimidating, but if you yell “regan rules” at him he will come talk to you
@CC 14 Well, probably “Reagan rules.” I don’t know him too well, but I think he’s more into the GOP than Shakespeare.
@CC15 Yeah I’m shocked that Reagan isn’t his historical hottie!
@Lord Reagan could not be his historical hottie because then he would be supporting homosexuality, which he thinks is a sin.
@But really just talk to him – the fact that he submitted a personal means he is def interested in meeting new people!
@2 I’d be scared /too/ if I spelled it that way, too.
@what's the point of being an ass
@Serpent What makes you think he is a sweetheart? Have you actually ever talked to him? No, I guess it was just his looks. Cute people are sweethearts and ugly people are criminals.
@Offended Since when is We Didn’t Start the Fire a guilty pleasure song? That’s just a good song. Nothing to feel guilty about.
@Anonymous @Offended: Go back to Long Island.
@anon Id disappoint Rachel Kaplan so hard by insisting i pay for the check. It would have been my privilege
@Anonymous check your privilege, you male
@Serpent Yes, it is such a privilege to have to spend money on someone else. The people who can just sit there and do nothing are not being privileged. That is oppression.