It’s the first day of classes, and you know what that means… another year, another set of professors trying to trick you into not dropping their class. For the next few days, all professors are legally obligated to pepper their lectures and discussion comments with droll jokes, sage advice, and complete non sequiturs. They may do it to hold your interest, but we prefer to think they also do it to be featured on Bwog. So give ’em what they want, and send those wisecracks and words of wisdom to Bonus points if your professor references Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda.”