bathroom dementor

bathroom dementor back by popular demand

Hear ye, hear ye! In light of all the buzz regarding housing, we figured that we should lighten the mood (or scare you… however you wanna look at it) with a call for the worst dorm rooms at Columbia. Do you have a gaping hole in your heart wall that you have always complained about, but it has never received the attention you have hoped for? Do you have a dementor-like tarp that prevents leaky ceilings/simultaneously watches over you while you take a leak of your own? Do you simply like to commiserate and can find a problem in any housing situation? If you answered “yes” to any of the questions above, then this is the perfect opportunity for you to reach out to us!!

Email us at to detail your sucky housing situation. Remember to send along some snapshots (pics or it didn’t happen, ya feeeel?). Happy housing season!! May your lottery number grant you your dream home.