Don't disappoint Aubrey.

Don’t disappoint Aubrey.

(Sung to the tune of… well, you’ll figure it out.)

You used to come to Bwog on Sunday’s.

Late night when you need our snacks.

Come to Bwog on Sunday’s.

Late night when you need our jokes.

And we know that come 7pm, you’ll slide into our DMs.

You’ll show up in Lerner 505, what a time to be alive.

Ever since the meetings started you

Been wanting to come hang out

Everybody knows and you feel left out

Don’t get us down, don’t get us stressed out.


…Come thru! Drake will be happy, and so will we. See you tonight!

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