If you wrap gifts this well, you’re definitely procrastinating
It’s a week until Christmas, and you haven’t started buying gifts for your friends! It’s not really your fault – when you have a final on Christmas Eve Eve, it’s hard to focus on shopping. But if you haven’t quite found the perfect present for your Columbia friends, don’t worry. Momma Bwog has a lot of experience shopping at the last minute. Unfortunately, we don’t know your friends, so we’ll just have to guess what they like.
If there’s one thing holiday gifting is about, it’s stuffing things in boxes. So, in the spirit of the season, we’ll fit members of the community into tight little boxes and let you know what gifts you can get your favorite Columbians.
For the campus activist:
Clogs to stomp out the patriarchy. Get them with backs (for extended marching), and to get the big deals, by them used through Barnard Buy/Sell/Trade.
A box full of bargain books from the tables on Broadway. As a bonus, the box can be used to make signs.
Since it’s been hard to find this semester but has symbolic value, red duct tape.
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