A Columbia education at its finest

A Columbia education at its finest

This year, Bacchanal seemed to come and go with a widespread consensus: it was kind of a disappointment. Few people were particularly interested in the headliners, and even fewer actually enjoyed the concert itself for more than one or two acts. Despite these odds, many of us still managed to get lit and stay there, embracing Bacchanal in all its extensively fenced-in glory. Although the winner for this year’s best Bacchanal story was obvious, we thought this runner-up was still worth sharing:

We saw a frat bro try to bribe Public Safety to let him backstage. He tried at multiple different entrances, and seemed to only have either a credit card or $4 to offer. The Public Safety officers may have respected his perseverance, but we’ll never be able to tell what’s really going on behind their stony faces. Maybe they just really wanted an unobstructed view of Bibi Bourelly.