Get to know the people behind that weird class of 2020 GroupMe from April! They are now, for the most part, well-adjusted, productive members of the Columbia community, trying to keep up with Lit Hum readings, like any other normal student. We had a frank conversation with two of the members of Lion Order [lion emoji] under the guarantee of anonymity and matched some old messages that Bwog featured with each respective person.

We don’t know what this means.

Q: What are you majoring in?
A: English.
Q: How extra are you?
A: Not particularly at all.
Q: Do you have some pretentiousness in with your extra?
A: No, not particularly.
*His friend sitting beside him interjects that yes, indeed, he is very extra.*
A: Only in UWriting.
Q: Is that because you’re an English major and you think you’re better than everyone else?
A: No, it’s because it’s UWriting, and the curriculum is dumb as shit.
Q: If you were to go back in time, would you join Lion Order again?
A: Sure, why not.

[Author’s Note: this is the creator of the GroupMe.]
Q: What is your major?
A: Not sure…could be Earth Science.
Q: What do you about Lion Order?
A: It’s dead as fuck.
Q: Regrets?
A: So many.
Q: How did it feel to be famous when you first came?
A: I don’t think I was ever that famous. People probably just thought I was weird. P.S. Tell Malia I want to be her friend. Make sure you don’t tell her I want to be her enemy.
Q: Do you hang out with anyone who was in the group chat?
A: (with an emphatic snort) Absolutely not.

Bonus: the author’s GroupMe contribution. She says this sex-ed class came in handy, and she knows the correct way to put on a condom.