0 CommentsHi, it’s me, telling you to take a nap and providing you with the information to do so.
This campus has many flaws, one of them being the lack of comfortable chairs and napping zones that inhabit our libraries and classes (I’m not talking about you, Milstein green chairs). Being the expert on campus life and the only news publication to exist at Columbia, Bwog is here to tell you about some of the most popping places to take a nap on campus! Here is our definitive list of nap-able locations.
- On the couches in Hewitt Dining Hall
- On the Milstein blue couches
- In the Wien lobby chairs
- Illegally, on Diana’s garden roof, while watching the stars
- At the top of Low Steps, against one of those columns
- In Alma’s arms
- On the Lerner ramps–they’re kind of the perfect angle
- Anywhere in Liz’s place. Someone is asleep here right now, and they look super peaceful.
- In the doorway to enter Butler. Fuck the pedestrians.
- In the Sweetgreen line. Trust me, you have time.
- In the Hamilton elevator. Trust me again, you have time.
- In the first row of a lecture, after making eye contact with your professor
- Under the JJ’s heating lamps…mmm they are so warm.
- In Prezbo’s bed, between him and Mrs. Prezbo
- Suspended by your legs like a bat from the ref chandeliers
- In your lover’s arms
Sleepy Kitty via Bwog archives
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