By the time you finish reading this article, you’ll have so much money that you’ll have trouble seeing the stairs.
For over fifty years, man has yearned to get rich. But it wasn’t until now that he could.
I, Senior Staff Henry Writer Golub, rightful heir to everything North of the 522nd parallel, do hereby present you with not seven, but six product ideas that will net you millions.
(1) The Meaning Machine
This machine, when engaged, will imbue everything you hear, see, or smell with subtext.
(2) The Endless Water Bottle
It will hold infinite water, and it will only fit inside the Infinite Backpack.
(3) The Longest Ride, By Nicholas Sparks
Whoever writes this book will sell millions’ worth, I’ll tell you what.
(4) Edible Shampoo
Gone are the days of hungry showers.
(5) Eight Hours Of Sleep
(6) Something Columbia Related
This post must have something related to Columbia for me to publish it on Bwog.
So there you have it: six ideas that will let you retire at age 23. But before you become the next John Telephone Pole, think long and hard. Ask yourself: “Can I handle the heat?”
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