2 CommentsAre you ready for the world’s worst game of would you rather?
Ever wake up and realize this isn’t a dream?
That the highlight of your summer was a sourdough starter? And it died months ago?
…Just me?
In any case, in one way or another, this semester has likely been some form of nightmare. I’m here to share with you some of ours. Remember Columbia students, you are not alone. It’s a collective hell.
On that note, choose your hell below in this twisted but true game of would you rather!
- Have one of your classmates from high school as a teacher in college?
- Take a midterm that was released on Sunday at noon and due the Wednesday that break started at noon?
- 48-hour midterm marathon? No explanation necessary.
- 7 AM synchronous midterm?
- Retake an organic chemistry exam at home after there was a test-breaking typo?
- Be in class with a random teacher from highschool as a fellow student?
- Your professor decides that they are going to give you a final after all and have your easy class become immediately hard a week before finals?
- Sing a love song to a former crush?
So… what will it be?
Be sure to share your semester’s nightmares with us! Misery loves company but we have to keep it 6 ft apart.
Image: sleeping student from Bwog Archives
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@Anonymous Definitely 4 is the least bad
@Anonymous What phenotype is the thumbnail? I have noticed it around CU – weak male with bad eyesight, asymmetric face, and patchy facial hair who may or may not have a pot belly. Generally specimens with this phenotype tend to act morally superior and believe themselves intellectually superior. In reality, I have seen no evidence for either of these but I could be wrong.