If you regularly wear business casual to your classes, please read this I’m begging you.

Hello Barnumbia,

If you are a finance bro or business student-adjacent, I am in desperate need of your help. Over winter break in the throes of internship applications, I made a horrific, humbling, and devastating realization: I own absolutely no formalwear for interviews. As an English major and overall humanities-oriented person for most of my life, I never had a need to own anything business-casual. However, since entering college and living as an adult (terrifying), I have found that the need for such articles of clothing grows with every passing day.

So, I need all of your help. I have no idea where to procure these items for a reasonable price. Where do you all go to get those pantsuits and dress shirts you wear to class every day?? How many do I need to own? WHY ARE THE BUTTONS DIFFERENT ON WOMEN’S AND MEN’S DRESS SHIRTS AND SUITS????? Any and all tips are appreciated.

Sincerely,

An overwhelmed English major.

Uris via Bwarchives.